*sunlight hits your laptop screen*
every piece of dust in the world
bands…chANGE THEIR SOUND??? gROW??!! develop„?,!!! noOo„„must bE 2005 aLWAYS
girl don’t I know it
Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve?
You’re a douche bag.
never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
*purposely drop something in front of my crush*
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college
damn the devil gives out free education on psychology??? i need that way more than i need shitty middle school education. sign me up.