ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

planetaryyno:

bands…chANGE THEIR SOUND??? gROW??!! develop„?,!!! noOo„„must bE 2005 aLWAYS

instantcupramen:

buttermilkqueen:

money dont grow on trees

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u sure

onlyleigh:

girl don’t I know it

onlyleigh:

girl don’t I know it

westbor0baptistchurch:

Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve?

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You’re a douche bag.

hamtaryo:

darrynek:

*high fives you with my penis*

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

breathinginthestarlight:

quirkieness:

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

damn the devil gives out free education on psychology??? i need that way more than i need shitty middle school education. sign me up.

breathinginthestarlight:

quirkieness:

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

damn the devil gives out free education on psychology??? i need that way more than i need shitty middle school education. sign me up.